We Are The Architects

We Are The Architects is the 1st track in the American hip-hop group, TeamAwesome's first album, TeamAwesome's Greatest Hits. It serves as the anthem to the terrible StandardSurvival group, Architects. By providing first person perspectives of all of Architects' members, past and present, this chart-topper demonstrates just what a terrible group they really are.

Recording
"We Are The Architects" was written and recorded over a span of 5 days by the group Naomi and Neil. They produced, directed, edited, choreographed, composed, recorded, and voiced all of the parts in this song, even the beat. Critics were surprised at the remarkable quality of their first ever hit single.

Lyrics
Squidward-like voice

My name is Sacred

I'm a little beaner

I blow people up

Cuz I don't have a weiner

Deep, booming voice

My name is Mac

My voice is really deep

Whenever I speak

Children start to wheep

High, squeaky voice

My name is Sam

I'm a little squeaker

I'm a Squeaky squeaky squeaky

Squeaky squeaky little shrieker

CHORUS:

We are the Architects

We are rejects and we always get rekt

We are the Architects

We like to say kek't and we got no respect

We are the Architects

Crazy person voice

My name is Acorn

I blew up your base

That's what happens when you work

With a mental case

Weasley, puppet-like voice

My name is Puppet

But you can call me Steve

Don't make me mine more obby

Have mercy, please!

NO!

Indian Apu-like voice

My name is Max GreenZ

I built your whole house

But then I got called racial slurs

By a squeaky little mouse

That's me!

Strange, high voice

My name is Shayan

He stereotyped me as well

And I'm his same color

What the hell?

My name is ASM

I blew you up too

More people blow you up

Than stick with you

CHORUS:

We are the Architects

We are rejects and we always get rekt

We are the Architects

We like to say kek't and we got no respect

We are the Architects

My name is Neil

I was in for a bit

But then he kicked me

And his group went to shit

My name is Naomi

When I was in a built a dick

But he kicked me anyway

Cuz he is a prick

My name is Zac

He was nice to me at first

But then he was a jag

And it turned out to be the worst

My name is Smiley alt

I joined to be a friend

But in 21 days

This relationship will end

Higher, more obnoxious puppet voice

My name is puppet bro

I'm even worse than Steve

But sometimes I am Steve

That's why I had to leave

BRIDGE:

Sam: Jester is a fatboy! Jester is a fatboy! Jester is a fatboy! Jester is a fatboy!

Mac: Unclaim your base! Unclaim your base!

Sacred: Architects have won! Architects have won! Architects have won! Architects have won!

CHORUS [3X]:

We are the Architects

We are rejects and we always get rekt

We are the Architects

We like to say kek't and we got no respect

We are the Architects

High sqeaky Sam voice

Architects have won!

Sam: Alright guys well we really put it down

Mac: Shut up Sam and stop talking like that you clown

Sam: What do you mean this is who I am

Mac: Then that's really a shame, you dimwhitted Sam

Sam: Oh no! The earth! It shakes all around me!

Mac: How dramatic can you be?

Sacred: Stop it guys, you're acting like poop!

Puppet: Hey guys, this is Steve, why aren't I in the group?

Sacred: I'm sorry puppet but I had to let you go

Hey, what was that, I heard something blow!

Acorn: Huehuehue I'm Acorn, you've been spoiled again

Sacred: I'll get you rotten kids

Mac: Sam, you sound like a rubber duck on helium

Sam: At least I'm not a spry young chimp

Sacred: Come back here, Acorn!

Acorn: You'll never take me alive!

Mac: You wish you were spry but you're too high on helium

Sam: You have a fat neck

Sacred: Awww, and I was just about to make him mod!

Mac: I can't hear you, I'm not a dolphin

Sam: Are you sure bruh

Mac: Yes

Sam: Ooooo you just responded to me

Puppet: TA, can I join you guys?

TA: NO!

Mac: Shut up, dog whistle

Sam: That makes you a dog!

Mac: Sacred forgot to feed me

Sam: He's never fed me!

Acorn: Hey Communist! He forgot to kick me!

Sacred: Hey wait a minute!

Acorn: Uh oh spaghettio

Mac: AHAHAHHAHAA

Sam: GRRR

I'm gonna Ddos all of you!

*Fails epicly*

Mac: Sam is quite the dissapointment

Sacred: You don't even know how to be a wall, Macrepeh. Shut up.

Puppet: If you let me back in, I'll give you my password. Also, I am not a puppet.

Sam: You guys got ddosed too, right?

All: teehehehehehheehe

Sam: Oh shut up, all of you! Ddosing isn't as easy as it sounds!

*Chaos Breaks Lose*

''*Sacred keeps asking them to stop. Towards the end of the fight, Sacred begins singing the chorus. They all join in for the last "We Are The Architects!"*''